I went to a rodeo last night. If you know me, you know I am not a big rodeo fan. This stems from deep within my childhood. A childhood that I will forever be traumatised from. You see, when I was young my parents would drag my little sister and me to the rodeo every year...IN MATCHING BLUE PLAID MOTHER OF PEARL SNAP UP WESTERN SHIRTS.
No not just the two girls, the whole family. All four of us moseying into the rodeo looking like a reverse Addams Family. 364 days out of the year, my mom and dad dressed like the city folks we are. But for one day out of the year, they both put on cowboy hats, boots and whatever other accessories they could find at the Western Tack shop (is that what they are called?) and off we would go.
~Please do not think I am slamming any of you who are true cowboys, and/or live that lifestyle. I have many friends/relatives who do. It is just not for me.
I wish I could find a picture of us with those shirts on, but I am sure I burned them in a fit of teenage angst.
So off we went last night with our free tickets courtesy of R's boss (thanks Frank!). I called my mom at the last minute to see if she wanted to go with us. Her voice lit up like a sparkler! "Come pick me up!" she said.
Halfway through the event, while I enjoyed my cup of fresh strawberries - minus the cream - my mom turns to me and says "Too bad you didn't call me last week to invite me. I would have had time to get hats and shirts."
Too bad indeed.









